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I always keep an eye out for mention of Top Gear in the papers and every now and then, it rewards me by giving me what I have termed an "amusing Top Gear-related media spotting". This is from today's paper:
Watch carefully the next time you see Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson with co-hosts James May and Richard Hammond. He might have more than motoring on his mind.
Clarkson has confessed if he had to make a life or death choice over which one he would save, he would plump for May over the small but perfectly formed one because he's meatier.
He was talking to LBC radio's Nick Ferrari when he was asked whom he would save if he were on a two-man liferaft having survived a plane crash and May and Hammond were pleading to be rescued from the sea.
"No question, James May is saved because when I get hungry, there's more of him to eat," replied Clarkson. Chillingly, he didn't even have to pause to think.
Watch carefully the next time you see Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson with co-hosts James May and Richard Hammond. He might have more than motoring on his mind.
Clarkson has confessed if he had to make a life or death choice over which one he would save, he would plump for May over the small but perfectly formed one because he's meatier.
He was talking to LBC radio's Nick Ferrari when he was asked whom he would save if he were on a two-man liferaft having survived a plane crash and May and Hammond were pleading to be rescued from the sea.
"No question, James May is saved because when I get hungry, there's more of him to eat," replied Clarkson. Chillingly, he didn't even have to pause to think.
